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Storybook watercolor tees for teachers, book lovers and history buffs. Every shirt has a joke.

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Nikola Tesla tee mockup: Nikola Tesla in a dark suit, holding a glowing light bulb, saying “I had the current idea first.”Little Red Riding Hood tee mockup: Little Red Riding Hood carrying a basket of bread, saying “I packed snacks so nobody gets eaten.”George Washington tee mockup: George Washington in a blue coat and powdered wig, one hand on his hip, saying “I didn't cross a freezing river for this”

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George Washington tee mockup: George Washington in a blue coat and powdered wig, one hand on his hip, saying “I didn't cross a freezing river for this”

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George Washington

“I didn't cross a freezing river for this”

The real history behind it

On the night of December 25, 1776, Washington took about 2,400 soldiers across the ice-choked Delaware River in sleet and snow. They marched through the storm and surprised the Hessian garrison at Trenton the next morning. Nobody involved described it as fun.

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